An American doctor, an English doctor and an Irish doctor are sitting in a bar.
The American doctor, showing off, says
"We are so medically advanced in America that we took the heart our of a thirty year old man, put it in a 70 year old man and two months later he was out looking for a job."
The English doctor, not to be outdone, says
"That's nothing, in England we took the brain out of a 25 year old man, out it into a 75 year old man and one month later he was out looking for a job."
The Irish doctor laughed and said,
"You think that's impressive? In Ireland we took an arsehole out of Offaly, put him in Dáil Éireann and two weeks later half the country was out looking for a job."