The United Kingdom’s Association of idiots have reacted angrily to recent comments made by Jeremy Clarkson. Clarkson reportedly called Gordon Brown a ‘one-eyed Scottish idiot’ while speaking at a press conference in Australia.
Idiot spokesperson, John Smith, spoke to press today about the Top Gear presenters comments.
“The Idiot association is shocked and angered by Mr. Clarkson’s comments. It is difficult for Idiots to be taken seriously in our society and we vehemently oppose any comparison to Gordon Brown. While several members of our association are well known politicians Gordon Brown is not, nor never has been a member. We feel that the standards by which membership is permitted have been brought into disrepute by Mr. Clarkson.
The Idiots Association (IA) would be happy to meet with Mr. Clarkson to demonstrate the very real contribution that Idiots can make to society, and perhaps help him to garner a fuller understanding of the distress his comments have caused.’